*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.
Everyone go home,this is the best one
To keep them safe, all of my copies of Pixar movies have been given to famous and powerful people. Obama has my copy of Finding Nemo. The Incredibles is at Lebron James’ home. I’m keeping Up with the Kardashians.