Who is Keyser Söze?
people call me jack or cyndi or cj or jay but you can call me whatever you'd like. i love movies and pop culture and american history and talking to cool people. i see myself a lot in joshua lyman and you can take that how you will.

Rock On

Portlandia’s Carrie Brownstein (with Annie Clark) sits in owner Paul Allen’s seat as the Portland Trail Blazers face the Charlotte Bobcats at the Moda Center. 

"I have never known birds of different species to flock together. The very concept is unimaginable. Why, if that happened, we wouldn’t stand a chance! How could we possibly hope to fight them?" - The Birds (1963)

Sneak peak of what I’ve been doing since 5am! Guillermo del Toro and Mia Wasikowska behind the scenes of Crimson Peak (2015), filming in Kingston, Ontario (photos taken by me on April 14, 2014).


They even say hello to each other and it makes the news.





*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.


Everyone go home,this is the best one


To keep them safe, all of my copies of Pixar movies have been given to famous and powerful people. Obama has my copy of Finding Nemo. The Incredibles is at Lebron James’ home. I’m keeping Up with the Kardashians.


Just put on dark lipstick and act like nothing happened

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