i am not paul avery

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January 2011

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There's a little black spot on the sun today. It's the same old thing as yesterday.

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"Or Should I say...your EYE!"

Hey mom,

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I'm a beeyotch.

• Robert (My "bf"): You like someone more than me?
• Me: Well, not a tangible person. Well I mean they're certainly tangible, cos I would DEFF touch them. But I don't know them.
• Robert: Oh puhh-lease. Name one person who has something better or more than I do.
• Me: David Duchovny.
• Robert: What?
• Me: Dave Matthews. Jeremy Irons. Daniel Craig. Robert Downey, Jr. Conan O'Brien. Andy Garcia. Jesus Bale.
• Robert: WTF? Never mind I don't care.
• Me: Yes you do. You should be pissed that Jesus Bale has got errything on you.

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