There's a little black spot on the sun today. It's the same old thing as yesterday.
"Or Should I say...your EYE!"
I'm a beeyotch.
- Robert (My "bf"): You like someone more than me?
- Me: Well, not a tangible person. Well I mean they're certainly tangible, cos I would DEFF touch them. But I don't know them.
- Robert: Oh puhh-lease. Name one person who has something better or more than I do.
- Me: David Duchovny.
- Robert: What?
- Me: Dave Matthews. Jeremy Irons. Daniel Craig. Robert Downey, Jr. Conan O'Brien. Andy Garcia. Jesus Bale.
- Robert: WTF? Never mind I don't care.
- Me: Yes you do. You should be pissed that Jesus Bale has got errything on you.